#HowdoUCme

When I’m more drunk than I should be at any UC event

Everyone is just like: 

We all have that drunk friend

She/he’s always just like:

When someone tells me that it’s not hard to get good grades at U of T

I’m just like: 

When I’m forced to work on a group project in class

I’m always like: 

When I was in first year:

I was like: 

When I go the brunny for club night

Every guy there is just like: 

When applications come out for the to be leader or exec for the next orientation week

I’m just like:

When I consider studying during reading week

Everyday I’m just like: 

Reading Week

What I tell myself I’m going to do: 

What I tell everyone else I’m doing: 

What I’m actually doing: 

When I actually go lecture the morning after a night of drinking

I’m just like: 

When St. George Campus was the only campus open on Friday

I was like: 

And then they decided to close St. George at 3 pm. 

And I was like: 

My reaction to every room during Fireball:

When I Went to East Hall at Fireball

and had one bite of Chicken Supreme, I was like:

When the Fire Alarm went off at Fireball

and we were forced outside, I was just like:

After abstaining from Alcohol for any reason

That first sip….